Tuesday, June 12, 2012

Top Ten Phrases Not Heard in My House This Week

10. Get off him!
9. I don't know. Ask your father.
8. Get off me!
7. Keep your hands to yourself.
6. Don't bounce the ball in the house.
5. The kitchen is closed. If you're hungry, there's cereal.
4. Yes, you have to brush your teeth EVERY DAY!
3. Leave him alone!
2. I said NO BALL IN THE HOUSE!
1. STOP IT! ("IT" = kicking, hitting, screaming, repeating everything I say...)

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