Some jokes from a King of Comedy

These are from Rodney Dangerfield, who is one of the funniest American comedians ever. 
Most of his jokes are too dirty for me to tell you, but here are some that illustrate our grammar lesson:  so + adj. + that

I was so depressed that I decided to jump from the tenth floor. They sent up a priest. He said " on your mark ......"

My wife is so fat that when she lays on the beach the people feel sorry for her and try to roll her back into the water.

And more about his wife...

She was so fat that she has her own postal code.

She was so fat that when I hit her with my car she asked why I didn't go around her and I said that I didn't think I had enough gas.

She was so fat that her bikini is made out of two bed sheets (king-size).

She was so ugly that if you grab a dictionary and look under the word ugly you would see her picture.

She was so ugly that I took her to a dog show and she won first prize.